The Horror

My messages are filling up, and soon I will have to delete them. So I need to post this particular conversation with a gentleman who wanted to go out with me. I wouldn't usually post things like this verbatim. But this is a perfect example of the horrors of dating.


Him: What is your schedule like?

Me: Well, I told you Friday would work, but I forgot about a show I was going to. The rest of the week I work days until about 5:30

Him: What about tonight?

Me: That might work, what did you have in mind?

Him: Umm, want to come by my place? Maybe something kinky?

Me: Let me just get this straight. I take it you are only interested in sex?

Him: No. I want to hurt you a little too..Explore and see what you are made of. Be friendly and stuff. But sex is the top of my list..Is that a problem?

Me: Well, I don't do casual sex. I know how I am, and I get extremely attached. Sorry if I gave you that impression.

Him: Good to know, and you gave me the impression that you didn't sleep around. I think you and I have some chemistry though. I'd be interested in exploring it. I usually keep a few pets, and then I have Liliane, she isn't going anywhere. I'd be interested in seeing if you have pet potential.

Me: What does being a 'pet' entail?

Him: It's a dominant/submissive a night or two a week..Service, bondage, protocol.

Me: I don't think I have pet potential, but thanks for considering me.

Him: Ok. So that is a no thank you?

Me: I'm afraid so. Sorry.